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Things NOT to do

Because, I am so ever kind and gracious. I am going too write a list of things NOT to do when coming through checkout. These situations happen every day, and I want to scream. Maybe you’ll learn something.

(1) If I’m just standing there with no customer, when you come over with your shopping don’t say “Hey you look like you need something to do” IT’S NOT AMUSING, NEITHER IS YOUR GAY LAUGH

(2) Don’t give me your green bags to pack in after I’ve already done half your fucking shopping.

(3) If your going to criticize someone, Say it properly. Don’t say “Hehe, Bradley how long have you been packing for” with a sweet smile on your face. That makes it so I cannot make a comment back to you, but lets you abuse me. Go back to your fucking feminist help group where every time you say something bad about each other you throw flowers into the air.

(4) When I ask how much money you would like out, don’t reply with yes

(5) You are NOT kind and considerate to the environment for using green bags, if your buying lots of plastic products.

(6) I DON’T CARE why your buying something, I don’t care about you.

(7) Don’t repack every single bag I put up on the counter while making TSK’ing noises. Just tell me you want to pack yourself or shut the fuck up.

(8) Don’t point out every single marked down product just as I scan it.

(9) Don’t act like your better then me.

(10) Don’t be an old person or mother. You’re just a pain in the ass.

(11) Don’t say I’m not being careful with your eggs then throwing them into your trolly

(12) Don’t whine about being in the supermarket for a whole 30mins, when I’m here for 7 hours!

(13) Smiling doesn’t give you an excuse to be an asshole

(14) Don’t put your finger up and tell me to wait because your talking on your mobile phone

(15) Don’t put things on the end of the table where I have to lean over to get them.

(16) Don’t use “have fun” and work in the same sentence

(17) Don’t leave my checkout all nice and happy then go make a complaint to the manager about me. Say it too my face, cowards.

(18) Don’t complain to me how you can’t believe the price of apples has gone up 1c, and they say “Hey?” No, I don’t agree with you. Though your welcome to my blank stare.

(19) Don’t ask if I’m worse at checkout cause I’m a boy not a girl.

(20) Don’t be yourself. Be a nice customer for once.

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Old Guy

When we were up on holiday in Darwin. This old guy comes into the parking lot to park, he drives forward and sees a trolley at the end of his parking spot, he didn’t need to move it, but he gets out of his car and moves it anyway.

Then he drives forward into the parking spot and keeps going and hits the car parked in front….uh oh you moronic old guy.

He gets out, looks at his car pushing into the car in front and he then just walks off, he doesn’t even bother to move his car backwards to stop his car denting into the other one……My god.

F-A-C-E-P-A-L-M!

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Stickya Adventurya Released

Just uploaded my new game Stickya Adventurya. It's a comedy based platformer with lots of sillyness. I wanted to make something a lot more relaxed and funny. It's got my voice in it for voice acting and also it's me playing the halo theme song on guitar for the guitar hero bit. I'm not that good but it didn't turn out too bad I thought.

Damn hole of dooms everywhere, you gotta be careful for them.

Stickya Adventurya
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Fight Over Your Mum Jokes

So went out drinking after not going out for ages, and the night was fairly crap i’d say cept for 2 events. So angry though, the pubs stopped selling jager bombs. Now i’ll have to find something else to easily get drunk on…

So was in the nightclub and this girl jumps on the rail and leans over hugging my friend and swinging back and forth over rail. I’m just thinking…don’t fall.. then she grabs my drink and makes one of them girly “WOOO” screams. Then she falls off the rail onto her back and smashs my drink. I know what you’re thinking, just like me, I was appalled and saddened at my drink being smashed!

So we get hungry and head to the kebab shop, and outside is this guy yelling your mum jokes at this guy, and he’s taking it hell seriously till he starts yelling back. Then the guy gets to angry and punches him in the face, and some haymaker punches break out. The guy who was saying the your mum jokes is easily winning hitting the guy to the ground. Then the guy whos losing gets up and walks over and is like oh man, I’m sorry yeah bro and holds out his hand to shake it. The guy says “WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKING MORON” then punches him in the face again. The guy then runs at him and he gets pushed back and falls over, then he decides to give up and leave.

Rest of the night was sitting outside kebab shop eating kebab while the workers of the kebab shop talk about the cool fight. Making POW noises.

Quite amusing I spose.

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