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Old Guy

When we were up on holiday in Darwin. This old guy comes into the parking lot to park, he drives forward and sees a trolley at the end of his parking spot, he didn’t need to move it, but he gets out of his car and moves it anyway.

Then he drives forward into the parking spot and keeps going and hits the car parked in front….uh oh you moronic old guy.

He gets out, looks at his car pushing into the car in front and he then just walks off, he doesn’t even bother to move his car backwards to stop his car denting into the other one……My god.

F-A-C-E-P-A-L-M!

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Sexism Isn't Over Yet

They seemed like a normal couple, The woman was overweight and a bit of a butch. I put there shopping through, scanned there items and the guy was closest to me.

Me : Cash or Card thanks? (looking at the guy)
Woman : EXCUSE ME?! WHY DID YOU LOOK AT HIM LIKE EXPECTING HIM TO PAY
Me : I…well…he’s right the—
Woman : So typical!! always expecting the man to pay!! woman can to you know!
Me : Oh…uhhh…yeah…Sorry, so, Cash or Card then?

She hands me a card and I swipe it and guess what,

IT WAS HIS FUCKING CREDIT CARD, NOT HERS!!!!!!

I look at it, then look at her. She just glares at me…..wow….just wow.

As they leave, the guy stays back a bit and when the woman is out of earshot he saids -

Man : Sorry about that, my wifes a bitch.
Me : HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

I hope that fat bitch chokes on some cheetoes or something.

P.S : Friends told me later I should have handed the card to her and read out his name. I’m pissed now I didn’t think of that, oh well if by a crazy chance it happens again I will.

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100th Comic Done

I never intended to make so many comics when I started. They were just a silly side thing I wanted to do. Eventually the style started to grow till I had a little stick design and template that I liked and just kept going with it, till now It's taken on a life of it's own and has it's own unique style.

Now the 100th comic is up! Marking a milestone. The funny thing is the comics section is getting more views then my games but that would be due to people clicking through multiple pages which adds the page views up as opposed to one view for being on a game for a while.

In case you're retarded and can't see the link to comics up the top in the nav bar I'll link it here for you. 

http://www.eggysgames.com/theeggcomic.php

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