7:00pm – Arun picks me up, we go buy drinks & chips
7:05pm – We arrive at Aruns house and wait for Arun to eat dinner
7:30pm – Arun places his $60 scotch in front of Joshs car
7:32pm – Josh runs over the $60 of scotch Arun put in front of the car
7:33pm – I laugh while they are pissed
7:40pm – We pick up Alex, James & Matt
7:50pm – We look at the dent in Matts car where he hit a Kangaroo
8:00pm – We arrive at my house
8:30pm – They whine theres no ice and go get some taking 15mins
9:00pm – We begin poker, I lose badly, Matt wins most our money..
10:00pm – Josh & Alex leave cause there sooks
10:30pm – more drinking and trashing my house, James leaves
11:00pm – We decide to walk to middleton beach!
11:30pm – We part with Matt who walks home
12:00pm – We begin our adventure, it seemed like a good idea at the time
1:00am – We stop at the 24hour shop, I lean on the glass looking at sandwhichs, the person there tells me off for leaning on the glass.
1:05am – I inform Arun the 24 hour shop guy is a dick
3:30am – We arrive at the beach, I throw up beside the bin
4:00am – We sleep on the beach
5:00am – We wake up freezing cold…and start walking back…i feel sick
5:30am – We decide it would be a good idea to bury my 1/4 bottle of cougar i have left
6:15am – We arrive at Mcdonalds, Arun looks perfectly fine and eats heaps..
6:40am – We leave Mcdonalds to walk back to my house
8:00am – We make it home alive
Drew picks me up and we start driving to the party, in the car is me, Drew, Josh and Arun. I hadn’t seen Arun drunk yet so I thought this should be awesome to see. Lo and behold, it was.
On the way there we stopped to pick up Drews Brother so he could follow us, then we headed back off. We pulled in, put the drinks in the car boot and headed into the party. Wasn’t too bad so far. Groups of people standing around outside, just hanging around, and a few under the cover bit near the music and the supposed “dancefloor”
Drinks into the night it started getting interesting. Arun was now confident and going up to chicks, I myself was also attempting to….going poorly at that. Further into the night is where is started getting interesting.
Arun being 110% completely drunk.
Arun : “I’m gonna go up two them 2 chicks and tell them how awesome I am.”
Me : “No No Arun, you gotta be cool about it.”
Arun : “Ok, I’ll tell them I’m awesome AND Cool.”
Needless to say he failed.
I watched as Arun jumped in front of a few chicks walking by and said “heyyy!!” they looked at him and walked past him. Arun would start yelling “BITCHES FUCKEN BITCHES SLUT GODDAM BITCHES”
We walked back up to Drew’s car and Arun demanded another beer. At this point he was swaying, falling over and could barely think. Yep, this was Arun drunk, AND DAMN IT WAS FUNNY!!
Arun : “GIMME ANOTHER BEER RIGHT NOW”
Drew : “I think you’ve had a bit too much to drink..”
Arun : “I SAID RIGHT FUCKEN NOW, ILL SMASH YOUR WINDOWS, FUCK YOU, RIGHT NOW I WANT MORE”
Drew : “FINE, I’ll open the boot, if you can find your beer then you can have it.”
*Drew opens the boot*
Arun : “WHERE THE FUCK IS IT, WHY ARE YOU HIDING IT, YOU FUCKS FUCKING FUCK YOU ALL”
Me : “CALM DOWN ARUN HAHHAHAHA”
I coudn’t say anymore on the account of leaning against another car pissing myself laughing.
*Arun falls into the boot*
Arun : *Whining sound* It’s not fair…why are you doing this….FUCKFUCKING!!
*Arun picks up a VB he finds*
Arun “WHAT THE HELL THIS ISNT MINE FUCKKK”
*Arun then smashes it against the ground*
Best moment of the night, wayyyy tooo funny. So we head back down, Arun kinda dissapears, which we didn’t find out till later that Josh took him home in a taxi which he had a massive hangover the next day.
I go up to a hot girl and use Arun as an excuse,
Me : “Have you seen my friend Arun?”
Girl : “Umm no, whats he look like?”
Me : “He’s got brown hair and a whitish shirt on”
Girl : “And what else?”
Me : “Well umm thats it”
Girl : “I can’t find him with only knowing that”
Me : “Yes you can geez! Help me find him”
Girl : *She looks around* Well i dunno!! be more specific!
Me : I gave you enough information! try harder
Girl : I can’t
But she was smiling and laughing…then some other guy buts in and that was the end of that….
I go into the bush to pee, I keep walking further in, its dark and I can’t see anymore, then all of a sudden my foot drops, then drops more, and I fall into some ditch. I do my pee and go back to my friends and tell them theres a ditch out there and don’t be stupid and do something like fall into it.
I tell Drew to see if he can do a backflip while he’s drunk, he sighs and does it. I decide to see if I can frontflip just to see if i could do it. I do it, but didn’t relise till the next day that I hadn’t landed on my feet, rather my tailbone, and it hurt in the morning :(
We try dancing with some chicks, By now I had drank 6 cougarsXX and was very drunk but was strangly not staggering much. Meh whatever… I dance hopelessy near some chicks.
One girl was looking around and then turns around and looks at me, I say Hi, she sighs and turns around and walks away, Gee thanks.
I dance with some girl for a while, from what I remember i had my hands down her front, while dancing, though i’m not too sure now wether it was part of the dancing or she thought i was just groping her. Oh well… She stops dancing, and tells me she’s gonna go and will come back. I say ok and wait there. She doesn’t come back.
I walk up into the house, theres hot food, i down like 5 pie things in chilli sauce. Before heading back to Drews car opening the door and falling asleep in the front seat.
I wake up an hour later open the door and throw up the cougar and pie things. Then fall back asleep.
When we were up on holiday in Darwin. This old guy comes into the parking lot to park, he drives forward and sees a trolley at the end of his parking spot, he didn’t need to move it, but he gets out of his car and moves it anyway.
Then he drives forward into the parking spot and keeps going and hits the car parked in front….uh oh you moronic old guy.
He gets out, looks at his car pushing into the car in front and he then just walks off, he doesn’t even bother to move his car backwards to stop his car denting into the other one……My god.
A lady comes through with some shopping and a cake, I dunno if it was from me packing or the cake was already like this, but she notices a tiny fracture has come off…
She wants a new cake, She saids “It looks different”
IT LOOKS DIFFERENT?!LOOKS DIFFERENT?!!! A tiny bit, like the size of your little pinky nail is off and she wants a new one…..right….just…yeahhhh…
So I say…
“It’s only a tiny little bit off, it should be ok”
She then gives me a glare that would look something like what hitler would look at you like just before he killed you.
So after a little awkward silence I call up and get her a new cake.