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Quit my old Job

I quit my job at Coles. I’m a free man! horay. YES *Jumps in the air* *Does a backflip* Ok so I didn’t do the backflip because I can’t, and if I did I’d probably die….but you get the point. I went into work like usual, was working for an hour and realised I hated being there so much, and there wasn’t much point for me being here anymore. So I went up to the desk and said I’m quitting and left at the end of the shift :)

Sorry but no more old work stories now :( We’ll all miss them.

Now I’ll be focusing on my games more for income and rummaging through peoples garbage. Both have there equal shares of satisfaction.

Oh and I also moved outta home with a friend and his gf. Pretty cool so far.

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Grapes > Cheese

I was Putting someones trolley through checkout when i got to putting a slab of cheese on the bottom of the bag then placing the grapes on top, sounds fine? nope.

Woman : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!
Me : Err..packing?
Woman : Don’t put grapes on cheese it will crush the cheese!!
Me : Uhhh..oh….sorry…

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Unexpected Slap

This happened to the guy next to me today…

He’s weighing the onions on the scales, more weight equals higher price. So he puts the onions on and has his fingers resting on the edge of the scales, then quickly she leans over -

*SLAPS HIS HAND* (Thats right, literally slapped it hard)

Lady : GET YOUR HAND OFF THE SCALES BOY, YOUR TRYING TO RAISE MY PRICE

Checkout Guy : …… *stunned face*

Now to raise the price with your fingers is very hard, you would have to purposly be trying because the scale needs to stay on the same weight for a few seconds and its very hard to keep your hand perfectly still. I felt like slapping her…

So still with her shopping, he drops a bag about knee height….

Lady : OH. MY. GOD, YOU BROKE MY BISCUITS!!
Checkout Guy : I’m sure there ok–
Lady : THEY MOST CERTANLY ARE NOT, I WANT A REPLACEMENT
Checkout Guy : ..uhh ok

At the worst the biscuits would have had some chips off them on the corners….

DEAR GOD THIS BISCUIT HAS A LITTLE CRUMB MISSING OFF THE SIDE THERE IS NO WAY I COULD EVER EAT THIS THAT WOULD BE INSANE AND CRAZY THIS STUPID FUCKING BISCUIT NOW I CANT ENJOY MY BISCUIT IM GOING TO YELL AND BLAME EVERYONE AND RING AND TELL THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE OH. MY .GOD ITTTSSS FUCCKINNNGGGGG MISSSSSING AAAA CRUMBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry bout that.

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Olden Day Money

Today a lady handed me 1c and 2c coins to pay for her shopping….

Lady : Here you go
Me : Errr you can’t pay with these…
Lady : Oh, I can’t?
Me : ………………………………………..
Lady : ……………………
Me: ……………..No
Lady : Oh ok.

She then hands me a $50 note

Sigh.

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