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Aruns 18th

7:00pm – Arun picks me up, we go buy drinks & chips
7:05pm – We arrive at Aruns house and wait for Arun to eat dinner
7:30pm – Arun places his $60 scotch in front of Joshs car
7:32pm – Josh runs over the $60 of scotch Arun put in front of the car
7:33pm – I laugh while they are pissed
7:40pm – We pick up Alex, James & Matt
7:50pm – We look at the dent in Matts car where he hit a Kangaroo
8:00pm – We arrive at my house
8:30pm – They whine theres no ice and go get some taking 15mins
9:00pm – We begin poker, I lose badly, Matt wins most our money..
10:00pm – Josh & Alex leave cause there sooks
10:30pm – more drinking and trashing my house, James leaves
11:00pm – We decide to walk to middleton beach!
11:30pm – We part with Matt who walks home
12:00pm – We begin our adventure, it seemed like a good idea at the time
1:00am – We stop at the 24hour shop, I lean on the glass looking at sandwhichs, the person there tells me off for leaning on the glass.
1:05am – I inform Arun the 24 hour shop guy is a dick
3:30am – We arrive at the beach, I throw up beside the bin
4:00am – We sleep on the beach
5:00am – We wake up freezing cold…and start walking back…i feel sick
5:30am – We decide it would be a good idea to bury my 1/4 bottle of cougar i have left
6:15am – We arrive at Mcdonalds, Arun looks perfectly fine and eats heaps..
6:40am – We leave Mcdonalds to walk back to my house
8:00am – We make it home alive

Permalink Posted in Drunken Stories by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009


Leavers is the week of celebration for kids that leave high school, its all about partying and getting drunk.

The highlights of leavers

- A guy skulling a bottle of jim bean and then going to hospital
- A guy screaming pigs at passing police and being put in back of padywagon
- Taylor and Wazza having a skulling comp, Wazza then stopping ad jet puking
- Drew drunk at lunch screaming, being drunk in the day is awesome!!! about 999 times..
- Later on Drew half- passed out rolling on the ground screaming at anyone that said his name
- Me telling the christians i didn’t have alcohol mixed in my fanta, then 2 hours later
puking up in there tenta before passing out
- Wazza stealing beers while the guy is watching and telling us to run
- Wazza trying to steal a strobe light right in front of the people
- Wazza trying to steal a inflateable pool
- Wazza punching stampy in the face, then stampy and taylor egging and toilet paper over
his car
- The state of our campsite at the end of every night….
- On the last night just falling asleep in the middle of party cause i was so tired
- Almost getting in fight with a guy cause I told him to change the music from rap to
something better
- A guy getting stabbed in the leg with a cricket wicket
- A guy breaking his collar playing cricket
- Stampy so drunk he told Stevie to suck his dick, and trying to jump on her
- Taylor putting tomato sauce in the shape of a dick on his sunburnt back while he’s passed out
- Michael leading an entire 500 people rampaging around screaming
- Me coming fucking 2nd in a random game of Uno that I can’t remember how i got there
- Drew sending girls into the guys bathroom while I was trying to pee and them all flocking
in and looking at me peeing
- Over the course of leavers drinking 3 bottles of vodka, 1 bottle of rum and other random stuff
- A girl telling me I looked fucking 13, grrr..
- Guys trying to sell me drugs with no good reasons at all
- The amount of people that tried to steal out fluro lights while walking
- Waking up to the sound of Michael dry retching was always pleasent
- Me and Drew talking to 2 girls in there cabin then their friend coming back screaming at us to get out, i refuse out of spite, more screaming, till I give up and leave.
- Wazza asking me to sweet talk the girl giving out pancakes so he can get more…
- 2 nights I just dont have any recollection of at all…

Permalink Posted in Drunken Stories by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009

I’m alive yay

A night made up of ridiculous events…

- Got asked for ID about 10 times in the night
- Seeing my old high school teacher completely drunk, he buys everyone a shot
- Me telling someone I hate them more than anyone else in the world…
- Another different drunk teacher buying me a shot
- Walking home while completely drunk…..which is a 1-2 hour walk
- Falling into a drain…pants now smell very bad….
- Getting home, putting chicken tenders in the oven…but then fell asleep
- Wake up with the house smelling like smoke and chicken, in the oven is black charcoal…..luckily the house didn’t burn down

Permalink Posted in Drunken Stories by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009

My Birthday

Woo I’m now 19. One more year of being an angsty angry out of control teenager, than I become a frickin’…adult..with…”responsibilities” Oh god. How horrible, what a cruel world.

My birthday was pretty crap really. 2 of my friends didn’t wanna come out cause they were going to a girls birthday the next day and didn’t wanna be tired. Gee thanks. The other 2 didn’t drink, and my other friend drank so much that he passed out before we even left, I tried to drag him out, but well, he wouldn’t have been very talkative.

Forgot my ID, so luckily I managed to quickly run in behind a huge group of people, did crap all in pub, told people it was my birthday just to get free drinks so I at least got something good there.

Went to nightclub. Danced Stupidly. Then I got bored….So i decided to entertain myself by standing up on the top rail above the dance floor and lean down and scruffled girls hair, so there hair got messy. They got really angry at this. I smiled.

Got bored, walked home alone with nothing but a delicious kebab.

Got to my room, threw up on the carpet and fell asleep. Oh yes, I am now 19.

Permalink Posted in Drunken Stories by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009

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