- A grandma calling me a nice young looking man
- Woman buying condoms, lube and 1 banana
- Why the store has “orange crush” and “crush orange” as separate drinks
- A girl asking if I was 13
- Someone buying $300 worth of chocolate
- People that winge about me packing carefully then throwing there bag into the trolley
- Chinese people DO always buy coke and noodles. It’s not just a rumour
- People that will glare at me when I say hello, but cheerfully say goodbye
- People in there 40’s saying they’ve never used a EFTPOS machine before
- How long it would take to kill my customer with a green bag
- People that actually think I CARE why there buying something
- A manager offering me more hours as a reward for working harder…
I was Putting someones trolley through checkout when i got to putting a slab of cheese on the bottom of the bag then placing the grapes on top, sounds fine? nope.
Woman : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!
Me : Err..packing?
Woman : Don’t put grapes on cheese it will crush the cheese!!
Me : Uhhh..oh….sorry…
I was on my break and I walk into the sweets section and theres one kid there that stops and looks at me and he has a big jacket on. I don’t really care I just keep looking at the lollies, then a packet of lollies drops out of his jacket onto the ground….I look at it…..I look at him…..He has the most horror on his face….then he goes
“IM NOT DOING ANYTHING”
and throws all the stuff in his jacket on the ground and bolts…….I stare blankly for a second then burst out laughing. Later on he came through my checkout with his mum, the amount of fear in his eyes that I was gonna tell his mum was making him keep making eye contact with me. I didn’t do anything of course, it was just too funny to watch it all, i was trying to stop myself laughing.
One lady had 1 thing, a loaf of bread that scanned at $1.20…
Lady : NO THAT WAS $1
Me : Hmm it doesn’t appear to have a reduced tag…soo
Lady : No, it was defently a $1
Me : I’ll get someone to check then..
I ring up, they check and it indeed was $1.20, she is “disgusted” at the price and saids she doesn’t want it and demands I give it to her for free for wasting her time. Seriously!? 20c! 20c GODDAMIT!!!! So I say..
She shakes her head as she walks off…..saying thats pathetic…
HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE IN THE WORLD!! I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND